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what do i do in this position (im black) (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world to c/anarchychess@sopuli.xyz

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[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 52 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm not sure how your race plays into this, but i would move AC58 foward one space

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You best bet is to launch a glider at c4. I recommend:

Pattern type Spaceship
Number of cells 5
Bounding box 3 × 3
Frequency class 1.8
Direction Diagonal
Period 4
Mod 2
Speed c/4 | c/4
Heat 4

Historical note: An R-pentomino tracked past T = 69 in late 1969 certainly implies that the glider, and a number of other objects such as blocks and blinkers, were first seen by Conway's group before 1970.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Call an arbiter. There's a black pawn and a white pawn on their respective back ranks. That's an illegal position.

[+] Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world -16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

the chess board is infinite. are you stupid?

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you noob? I'll have you know I graduated top of my chess club, and I've been involved in numerous speed tournaments on lichess, and I have over 300 confirmed check mates. I am trained in white and black, and I'm the top puzzle solver in my freshman class. You are nothing to me but just another check mate. I will windmill you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this chess meet up, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of grandmaster over the former USSR and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Elo. You're fucking lost, kid. My queen can be all over the board at anytime, and I can check mate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my pawn. Not only am I extensively trained in check mate puzzles, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my side of the chess board and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass-pieces off the face of the board, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and your king and you will drown in it. You fucking lost, kiddo

[–] Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago

new copypasta just dropped

[–] stembolts@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The size of the chess board is not related to the inability of some pieces to be on some colors.. that only depends on the starting positions.
Thus downvotes.
Are you loggerheaded?

[–] Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world -2 points 5 months ago

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Right, obviously! How could I have made such a careless mistake! T_T

Just move the farthest pawn forward, past infinity.

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 9 points 5 months ago

Drop the nuke

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This image gets worse the more you look at it because there are almost no legal moves and the few legal ones are within a contained space, but i did find the actual answer.

Undefended white pawn allows a bishop to break free to then free the rooks.

OP, i kinda recommend making this pawn and its cousins in the pattern black to make this truly unsolvable.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Run the automaton and enjoy the show.

[–] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Easy, kings side bishop red carpet promenade

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Strange game

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Flunge the abritrox