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Winter is over where I live, so this is the perfect time to buy my butthole winterizer on clearance for next year

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bruh. It’s late April. How long/much does it take to winterize?

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

The southern hemisphere would like a word.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

TMI/hornyposting warning

!Tightens? I'm trying to work up to bigger toys! 8.5" circumference is still my max. Despite the stretch, my butt muscles are swole, I got an iron grip!<

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

!Wow, I am genuinely impressed and turned on!!<