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[–] Cloaca@mtgzone.com 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Nice reference.

Yo mamma's so old her phone number is 1

[–] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hello mister. I would have one money, because she has one phone number. Thank you for asking. I love you xoxo

Drat, got me!

Here's your one money kind stranger: 💰

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 months ago

Significantly more than I have now

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 months ago

None, it’d be my mom’s money

[–] dept@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 months ago

1,189,998,819,991,197,253

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nice try, buster. She's married.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, if that ever changes, have her call:

1+ (719) 266-2837

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago

1+ (719) 266-2837

But I can't go for that. No.

No can do.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 9 points 4 months ago

I would have negative 8144.

[–] manucode@feddit.de 6 points 4 months ago

€ 32,168 isn't THAT much, especially if you have to pay rent in Munich.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 months ago

Nearly 422 billions (with country code).

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 5 points 4 months ago

it seems like an oddly specific question but i feel like i can trust Bruce Campbell. He only ever plays extremely trustworthy characters

[–] plactagonic@beehaw.org 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

I feel like the question is badly worded, because that would mean you add the money you already have to the phone number, defeating the purpose.

[–] timothyhay@lemmy.timothyhay.org 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Around 2,484,345,508 whole entire dollars!

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Oakland county native, huh

[–] acastcandream@beehaw.org 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

spoilerasdfasdfsadfasfasdf

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

I'd hopefully have enough to learn how to properly crop a fricking picture 😉

[–] WolfLink@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

More than 10 billion