mokus

This stupid fuck of a senator needs to go back to where he came from (sorry Illinois, you can’t just dump your garbage in other states like that)

And why would the Democratic Party need new voters if there won’t be any more elections?

All that meticulous research and they get blindsided by “dude’s a couch fucker” 🤣

I don’t talk about the goblin friend because I am the goblin friend

The trick with that test is that they’re not looking to see whether you can do it. They know you can’t. They’re looking to see whether you think you can. If you show signs of believing it’s possible, that’s probable cause for a search. If you believe you actually pulled it off, you’re drunk.

I actually just started learning C++ today.

If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.

The ones he thinks Tim Walz replaced with tampon dispensers

“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

Well fuck

The Trump campaign is a conspiracy by Big Deep End to sell more deep end!

Oh bother

He would know, he’s a genius himself!