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[–] silliewous@feddit.nl 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is how AI will take over. Utter confusion.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 7 months ago

On 1,273,584 scales from 0.00000 to 1.00000, is this a picture of a stop sign?

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 months ago

It does kinda make sense if you ignore the shuffled order. I'd guess it was originally something like "On a scale of 1-5, how much do you prefer to do back to school shopping near home vs near campus?" and then went through a couple iterations of counterproductive clarification.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago
... ORDER BY RAND()
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago
[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Why would someone voluntarily fill out marketing surveys for Google?

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They pay you. No idea if it's worth it since I haven't done it myself.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 7 months ago

Worth it since they're paying for it

[–] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

They usually take like 30 seconds and you get credit for the play store. Like .15 to 1.00 or more per short survey. I tend to wrack up 5 or 10 bucks in a month.

I've done it so long that there's not really anything left I want to buy, so I like to give the change to donation services for apps like voyager.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I shop in T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝, should I select 2 or 4?

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Depends, is T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝ closer to your home or campus?

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 2 points 7 months ago

Technically T̷̥͍͒̉̐̇̋̊̔́̄͒̈́̿̕͝͝H̷̬̞͉̼͋͂̾̌̈͜͜E̷̺̒͂́̿͗̀͂̎̋̎̄͊͠ ̷̯̭͔̙̝͍̬̠͍͐̉̒̓͆̈́V̴̯̮̓̀̑̓̔͘O̶̧͙̼̻̪̲̱̣͗Ì̷̫͒͂͂͆̒͝Ď̶͇͍͇̹̼͝ is closer to both locations.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Choose literally anything, then divide by zero.

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And they also decided to put "not applicable" in the center

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

It's ok because it's the neutral answer

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago