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[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 22 points 2 months ago

Take your phone out, look at it, get a slightly concerned look on your face that quickly turns to fear, run out the room yelling "No No No NO No No No No No they're not meant to be here this soon", destroy your phone and start a fresh new life.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nah they're not strong enough words.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 14 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Hates even too soft of a word, there's not a single word in any language that describes the feeling this image invokes.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 44 points 2 months ago

Sometimes program bugs make the best jokes.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

~~Simone~~ Someone should start a go fund me for some lifers commissary in exchange for what you suggested.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 6 points 2 months ago

It's been a while since I watched his videos, looks like my day off is planed out.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 2 points 2 months ago

But... I don't like that one....

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 8 points 2 months ago

On today's episode we have the world's greatest yo-yo champion and we're going to ask them what they think about Entanglement formation in continuous-variable random quantum networks.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Captains choice, yet it's Kirk and not Captain Janeway, the true coffee captain.

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 29 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Come on man, 120gb HDDs don't exist!

[–] dumbass@lemy.lol 6 points 2 months ago
 

One man must fight his way through a hord of Genetically enhanced Murderous Zombie Produce to save the world from total destruction.

Watch as our hero Fights with lecherous leering lettuce, Punches a parasitic pumpkin pie punting parsnip and stomps a sanctimonious satanic subservient squash in ULTRAMAX 3D!

 
 
 
 
 
 
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