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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Some people wanted to fling fluids at each other and now I gotta pay fuckin taxes

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Eh you don't technically have to

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The other options are worse so I do kind of have to

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

See, you know what's up. Ez pz.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] shitpostalotl@akko.unix.dog 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

@DaGeek247 @196 how do i delete someone else's post

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

Use a sharp knife.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

we are all just our parents' cum socks

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

uhh i think thats sexual assault

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago

Where would you be without that woman [your mother]?

Stuck to a tissue in a landfill.

-a friend today

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 17 points 7 months ago

No wonder they're constantly sticky and smell terrible.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 7 months ago

This is true of any pet that doesn't reproduce asexually.