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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Simple solution, flip it upside down.

  ___ 
  |C|
  |A|
  |R|
  |E|
|JESUS|
  |_|
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Frozzie@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I love how this isn't fixing anything at all

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Right?? 🤣 I don't own any editing software whatsoever so I did the best I could with what I had.

[–] Frozzie@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

No no. I mean by switching places it makes an upside down cross, thus being a symbol of the devil 🙃

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Fun fact: the inverted cross is actually a holy symbol in Catholicism. St. Peter was crucified upside down and so it’s his cross

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There is more cross under it, they just shopped the upper "arms" and left out the "trunk".

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Total 70s horror movie vibes!

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Movie trailer voice:

He gets us

In theaters this Halloween, Jesus Scares

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago

[Audience screams at a Jesus jump scare]

He gotcha

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Wtf is up with the whole ’god fearing christian’ thing anyway? No way I’m going to buy into any belief where I’m supposed to fear the omnipresent being

[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Remember when you were a kid and you feared your parents wrath if you did something wrong, but then you grew up and didn't need to have a parent scolding you? Well these people still need parenting by a big scary adult.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

they really took the children of god thing literally

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 8 months ago

If it works for dictatorial despots who pay lip service, but nothing more, for their followers’ wellbeing, then why wouldn’t it work for the gods?

[–] RandomStickman@kbin.run 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They mean it when they talk about the "fear of god"

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

and yet

fear of god

is technically and delightfully ambiguously either:

  • fear that others have of god
  • fear that god has of others
[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 3 points 8 months ago

lars: "Boo!!" God: "Ohmyme! 😱 😭 "

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Jésùs Carès

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Je sus. Scares

(Hon hon hon)

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Who is Je, and why is he sus?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Je suis je.

Je suis sus.

Je sus.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Guy who wants you to love thy neighbor and turn the other cheek, but still thinks old testament genocide, torture, maiming and murder of women and children is still ok, would scare me too.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That's not exactly right, the new testament is literally the abolishing of the old testament

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And yet it's still part of the Christian Bible.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's only there for archival purposes, you can actually buy just the new testament which is the important part in christianity

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

That would be fine, except for the fact that it's still constantly referred to by Christians.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Agreed, that's how it should be, but so many jackasses cling on to it to fuel their hate and prejudice that can we really call it abolished?