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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 225 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I don’t think LinkedIn understands what they are anymore

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 76 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Seeing how some users already interpret is as a dating app ... they're not the only ones

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] aniki@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Imagine the type of people that both think of and respond to linked-in advances.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Do you have a resume? Wink

[–] Vladkar@lemmy.world 57 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

LinkedIn reminds me of that scene in Men in Black where they discover a weird little society living inside a locker. But instead of a locker, it's a job board.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

With a large adult section in the back!

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 7 points 7 months ago

How large are we talking? 6' and larger or some gargantuan 7 footers?

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 49 points 7 months ago (2 children)

LinkedIn has become business-casual facebook.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I'd agree with that. For a few years it worked well for me, just had to block tons of accounts to be left with just news and posts of my field of work.

Then like half a year ago or so that stopped working. Now its just trash like everything else.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I immediately unfollow and report anyone posting garbage that should stay on Facebook

[–] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

Already seeing many using it as a Tumblr/Twitter replacement where they share shower thoughts unprompted. It's really odd.

[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

EITHER:

  • they are incompetent, & not understanding Branding, at all ( read the books of Al Ries on Branding, Marketing, Focus, etc, and that book on Focus is the core of why LinkedIn is now hosed )

XOR:

  • somebody in upper-management there is a trojan, the same as Steve Ballmer got a trojan into Nokia, as a means of harvesting all sorts of patent-rights while destroying Nokia ( what Citadel & Boston Consulting Group did to Sears is the same, except that Citadel was shorting it, instead of getting a sea of patent-licenses )

( well, OK, the combination of both is actually-possible, but less-likely? )


In either case, what they're doing, besides Microsofting the joint, ( the verb "to Microsoft" means to highjack/trojan/enshittify/rot-all-value-from a company through partial/total ownership ), is they are making-certain that whatever competitor should appear on the horizon, Microsoft is stacking-odds FOR that competitor, against LinkedIn.

Same as how MySpace made certain that people disliked it enough to suddenly-jump-ship when Facebook came around..

Anti-strategy.

CORE Anti-strategy.


We evidently haven't figured-out how to test for strategic intelligence, yet, as it obviously has nothing, whatsoever, to do with SAT++.

[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 71 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Top 10 on the leaderboard get boosted in job searches.

But in all seriousness, this is why searching continuous growth ruins products. LinkedIn had a decent thing going as a job board a few years ago. Instead of focusing on that experience (which is still surprisingly underdeveloped) it added all this useless shit and became a Facebook with a paper thin mask of professionalism. It is now a place used mostly to spread toxic corporate culture and I dread its logo any time I open it to search for a job.

[–] Mkengine@feddit.de 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I have been looking for a job for 4 months now and have never used LinkedIn to search. I had very good experiences with Google for Jobs, where I could set up alerts for certain search terms and the radius in which I was searching, whereby you can also exclude cities if necessary. This meant I didn't have to use another job board, I only used it for forwarding. Since the last rework, Google for Jobs almost always finds the company websites with the job advertisments directly, so I no longer have to look at job boards at all, a very pleasant experience. I used LinkedIn once to test it and all that came up was generic crap, it's unbelievable how a site that's supposed to be about professional life can be so sub-par at finding jobs. And just to conclude this post, I successfully found a job with this method.

[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Indeed has always been the best one in my personal experience. Monster is making comeback, which you just love to see when an old dog learns new tricks.

[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I never knew Google for Jobs existed. I will try it out, hopefully I can get something out of it before Google kills it.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Lol... I almost instinctively didn't even bother looking for it because OP used past tense, so I assumed Google already eliminated it like many useful things they invent.

[–] canis_majoris@lemmy.ca 70 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What the fuck, why?

I'm so tired of LinkedIn already, I don't want people messaging me "Let's play 8-ball!"

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Please visit my farm in FarmVille!

[–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 7 months ago

Crap, I forgot to visit my boss's farm, and I need to come up with a good scrabble word so that recruiter takes me seriously! And I didn't post a motivational quote yesterday!?

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 40 points 7 months ago

Sorry prospective employers, I'm not falling for that

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's all crypto games, isn't it?

[–] Doompickaxe@feddit.de 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit! no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, crypto games are good! Actually, crypto games are the best!!

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Crypto team-building games it is.

[–] stockRot@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is there a fediverse LinkedIn out there?

[–] VonCesaw@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Employers, as a general body, fundamentally disagree with what the fediverse stands for

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What do you mean?

My boss loves free shit. Ain't never met one who didn't.

I always check whether each piece of deployed FOSS Software is Free for Commercial Use only to find out the answer is **"It should be". ** Lord knows my employer can afford it.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Something about Thomas Jefferson falling into a wormhole, right?

[–] eltrain123@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago

LinkedIn plans to get added to every company’s IT blacklist for adding gaming to its platform.

[–] RandomStickman@kbin.run 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Remote trust fall and other work appropriate virtual ice breaker games you can play with Tim from accounting.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

While HR watches the interactions for fireable offenses

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 29 points 7 months ago (6 children)

So with LinkedIn losing its shit, where is the next place to go to for doing what LinkedIn was supposed to be good at?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Building up an actual network of co workers and maintaining a portfolio.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago
[–] krash@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

You have xing, but it's big in DACH countries only and its still owned/ruled by a company. Roll up our own website and socialize / network with like minded people on the fediverse instead.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 7 months ago

Your 2 or 3 big local platforms of choice.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago
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[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 26 points 7 months ago

i cant imagine anything i'd like to do less than play video games with people specifically on linkedin

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 24 points 7 months ago

You always try to be everything to everyone

[–] OrangeCorvus@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

So Farmville? People can harvest while they browse for the daily motivational quote about how great of leader everybody is.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Duck duck goose to determine who gets laid off

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Yeah after Reading this yesterday I downloaded all my data and nuked my account.

Was barely any different from Facebook anyhow. More self promoting bullshit but same levels of insane "the gub'mint" garbage.

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago

Smh, this is going flop

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 7 months ago

Naw, Copilot is loving the free technical data in the form of "AI and user created articles".

[–] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Have you got any games on your LinkedIn?

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

All work and no play...

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