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[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

"Aid" means "Bombs" in Hebrew. Hope that clears it up

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is like Mars Attacks when they're walking around with the translator saying "we come in peace" while blasting the shit out of every human they find.

[–] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Do not run, we are your friends!

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

4 - Lies

3 - Damn dirty lies

2 - Statistics

1 - Israel saying it's trying to flood Gaza with aid

[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Since February 9, the average number of trucks that entered Gaza daily was about 55, compared with 500 that used to enter before the start of the conflict, according to the UN Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA). Source

They're trying so hard guys

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

A lot of those trucks are trying to enter through Egypt, not Israel.

[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Indeed so why does israel assume control over it?

Rafah Border Crossing

Egypt controls the crossing but imports through the Rafah crossing require Israeli approval

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 1 points 6 months ago

Which Israel repeatedly bombed when Egypt let trucks enter.

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think they’re confusing bullets and bombs with aid.

[–] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

People won't starve if they're dead.

(/s)

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 1 points 6 months ago

This has very "I have tons of black friends" vibes.