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[–] SamsonSeinfelder@feddit.de 102 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My government makes offside backups of my phone data constantly. The problem is they do not give it back when I need them.

[–] rufus@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 8 months ago

Make a request per the GDPR.

[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 71 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If it's a leak, we call it an unsanctioned opensourcing.

[–] Chewy7324@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Someone pedantic: It's source-available, because it doesn't grant the necessary freedoms to e.g. redistribute and modify the code.

[–] MaggiWuerze@feddit.de 21 points 8 months ago

Not with that attitude

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

"Rapid unscheduled outsourcing"

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Rockstar be like

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 33 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] mellowheat@suppo.fi 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I know that’s a quote, but I’m Australian and we say data like Data.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Ahaha at :05 should be GIF’d

Troi shot first

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 11 points 8 months ago

"fully functional"

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 25 points 8 months ago

Gonna replace "surprise" with "emergent" and put this on a slide.

[–] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 14 points 8 months ago

I prefer "super-availability".

[–] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 13 points 8 months ago

Not gonna lie, Data breach sounds like a violation of one of Geordi's crewmates.

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 8 months ago

Just like a bug could be considered an “undocumented feature”.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Data breaches are just what a specific commander wears on his legs.

[–] LinearArray@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

lolllll 🤣

[–] LinearArray@programming.dev 2 points 8 months ago

It was a backup all along