This would be much better if you weren't mixing up Mormonism and Scientology. maybe the 4th would be "The Rise of American Jesus"?
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How about: "Jesus goes to America"
Or "Jesus, the American Holiday special"
I figured 4th would be from bahai, at least it's my understanding that they believe in a prophet that was here after Islam. 5th would be Mormonism.
Each one just fucking re-cons the fuck out of the previous ones.
Unreadable.
The nuns in my school told me the old testament was the jwish book then I discovered the tora and was very confused
Which one is the director's cut?
The book of Mormon is more like the Jewish Adventures Holiday Special
..... .... .... ....
Holiday special wasn't that bad. I mean, it deserved Lucas doing his hardest to purge from existence, but, it wasn't that bad. Well, lets just say you gotta give SW:Holiday Special the MST3K treatment.
it deserved Lucas doing his hardest to purge from existence
Perhaps it does, but since Lucas allowed it to happen, it must never be forgotten.
The first one spends half of the time setting the scene of whose kid is whose and the rest is just fucking and fighting.
Michael Bay but more believable.
Mormons are like the prequel fans of Christianity
This is a very /r/atheism way of looking at it i love it
/c/athiesm Ftfy
Right right,, i just i mean i assume a person who likens lots of things to star wars is more likely to be a redditor than a lemmy user i guess. Maybe some of those guys are here thatd be kinda interesting 
Jewish adventures is really just a rehash of Egyptian adventures and zoroastrian adventures.
but for a new generation
remakes make the content relevant to modern audiences
So is scientology Spaceballs? Or Galaxy Quest? I suggest the second one because it's a riff of Star Trek and... well, I don't know WHAT scientology is trying to rip off.
Scientology is Battlefield Earth
I don't know WHAT scientology is trying to rip off
Their followers
Scientology is like if they started selling MLM merch.
Hubbard more or less said "if you want to get rich, start a religion."