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We should make more random friendly comments here on Lemmy (feddit.nu)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Hjalamanger@feddit.nu to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that

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[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 82 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ah the irony of the fedi feed sometimes...

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I want to know what angered the garden gnome

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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 66 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (7 children)

yesterday, i hit myself in the forehead with a car door almost knocking myself out, generating serious pain and a giant goose-egg hematoma.

its funnier today

[–] shadowSprite@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 12 points 4 months ago

Ouch

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i stepped on a rake at work, a few minutes later i stepped on the same rake. thankfully only hit me in the chest both times

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[–] mPony@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

maybe the only really bad thing is that nobody got it on video?

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

agreed. probably hilarious from the correct angle

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 65 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I like your cock.

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 57 points 4 months ago (1 children)

meme

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 7 points 4 months ago

God I love Cyanide and Happiness.

[–] johsny@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Nice cock, Bro.

[–] elvith@feddit.de 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks! Here's the tax:

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[–] xan1242@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey Shadow, what do you think of this guy's cock?

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A pirate walks into the bar with a ship's steering wheel attached to the belt.

The bar tender asks, "What's up with the wheel?"

The pirate responds, "ARR, IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS!"

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

Any of you guys remember the wholesome Vernon or good dog meme?

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I agree, you wonderful sunshine!

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 9 points 4 months ago

☀️

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not just lemmy, everywhere. We should all approach strangers as if we're already friends.

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[–] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

The best people are on Lemmy. Everyone is saying so!

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hope you have a great day today.

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 12 points 4 months ago

Thank you, have a nice day (·:

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You look ,gret today! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, take care

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

thank you (-:

However that doesn't really make sense on the internet

[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Maybe they can see you 👀

[–] LadyLikesSpiders@lemmy.ml 13 points 4 months ago

I think it's really cool that you think we need more random kindness. I agree ^^

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like you

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And I like you, friendly person on the internet

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cheers! 🍻

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[–] doom_and_gloom@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 months ago

Great idea, Hjalmar. Thanks for sharing.

[–] aeharding@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Welcome to Lemmy, I love you

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[–] jaredwhite@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My daughter told me she was getting paper from the other room to draw on, and as she ran off I replied "Sounds ink-credible!"

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Knock knock

[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 6 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Who's there

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm already giving it my all.

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 8 points 4 months ago

I know (:

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Hjalmar is right. Good for them. Being randomly friendly is fucking decent.

[–] Aurelius@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I love this idea! Thanks for posting and hope you’re having a good weekend!

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hope this becomes lemmys one outet for kind behavior.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

Hell yes we should. It’s good for the communities and it’s even better for ourselves.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Thanks for posting! Have a great day!

[–] LarryTheMatador@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You have a nice head!

[–] irreticent@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's spelled glans.

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[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

How very sweet of you to say

[–] WanderingVentra@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I love you

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

But what about all those lovely 7+ paragraph diatribes we get instead? Lol

But yes, it can really sour my day just to have someone comment something halfway mean-- more positivity would be nice.

[–] urda@lebowski.social 5 points 4 months ago

Thanks for being here with me, Achiever.

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