this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2024
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[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.social 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If my thighs can rub a hole in my jeans in less than a year, how quickly are shoes going to eat through this?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'm sorry, but

SHOES IN THE FUCKING HOUSE???

I will literally kill someone if they step off the doormat

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You wouldn't have as much of a problem with shoes in the house if you installed yourself some jarpet floors.

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Better complete the look with a jouch and some jrapes.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago

Dammit, now I can't stop laughing thinking about if the jarpet matches the jrapes

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Babe, when will you finally hang the new jallpaper?

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Culture difference moment

[–] Ioughttamow@kbin.social 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I’m assuming a house with jairs is a house with indoor shoe permissiveness. Maybe I should check my privilege idk lol

[–] wrekone@lemmyf.uk 11 points 7 months ago

It's all fun and games until you step on a rivet in your bare feet.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 9 points 7 months ago

Okay that's actually thr worst one so far, wtf.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Are these on the backside of the house?

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 months ago

The second looks like a face with the "plz kill me" mimic.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

I get people are trying to save money and all that, but thi is just ridiculous.

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I love wall to wall jarpeting