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Last time I checked, corn flakes weren't that cheap. My go to is still rice.

No fucking way did this dude just say the 21st century verion of "Let them eat cake"

Name brand cereal has gotten so expensive. I swapped to store brands and haven't noticed a huge difference. Probably better to stop eating cereal in general.

I'm a Cleveland Cavaliers (NBA) fan, and unfortunately the team is owned by Dan Gilbert who also owns Rocket Mortgage. During every game, they run this Rocket Mortgage commercial that shows this schlub of a man bringing home three bags of groceries while the voiceover says how it used to be six bags of groceries for the same price. Then his house starts talking to him, reminding him that he has equity in the house and thus can take out a second mortgage and use the money to pay for ... groceries. Just a horrifying, dystopic nightmare with catchy music and an animated smiley house.

Let's eat him, instead.

Like anybody reduced to eating cereal for dinner is buying fucking Kellogg's when they can get the Aldi version for like a third of the price.

I'm hearing an open invitation to guillotines!

I guess we have to reinvent the guillotine, version 2024. History will talk about let them eat cornflakes. It's so ridiculous because cornflakes here is more expensive than a loaf of bread.

This Kellogg's?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Kellogg's_strike

Fuck that. Oatmeal is way cheaper and more nutritious. If we're going that way I'm not giving Kelloggs money.

I go out of my way to avoid giving that fascist family any of my money.

Fuck you you fucking fucks.

If I had to eat corn flakes for every meal, it would work the way John Kellogg intended. I wouldn't have the strength to jerk off. I would be too damn depressed.

I'd rather eat your children, Moneybags McFatfuck.

Sorry, but how does he think someone who is cash strapped is buying the name brand, and not the dollar tree version? Wow this dude is so out of touch

Remember, cereal was first proposed as a cure for masturbation, so rub one out for freedom.

Sometimes it's best to shut up

So when do we pull out the guillotines?

What a piece of shit CEO. I wish they people would feel unsafe saying this type of stuff to struggling people.

You guys remember when a box of cereal cost $3?

Those were good times. You know…2021 or so.

And here I am buying flour and eating pancakes all day long. Or potatoes. If only I could afford corn flakes!

As a child i always thought cornflakes in any shape are a good breakfast. As an adult i'm just scratching my head, wondering why we got diabetes for breakfast. If i'd be too poor to eat properly, cornflakes would ve the very first thing that has to go. But i don't eat them in the first place, so fuck you kellogs boy.

Do they make cake cereal? Missed opportunity if you ask me

is this what late stage capitalism looks like, when the cause of the problem tries to disguise itself as the genius solution?

So we just stop buying Kellogg's products.

Not as catchy as let them eat cake.

Here is a money saving tip for Gary Pilnick: eat shit!

Well, if I still ate cereal, I would stop eating kellogg's.

Besides, that breakfast cereal was created because Kellogg thought that it would stop people from masturbating.

Bachelor Chow.

1kg Kellogg's cornflakes = €4.79

1.5kg Aldi porridge oats = €1.19

If I'm eating a cereal product for dinner I'll go with the more filling and versatile oats