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Broke into some noble’s house to investigate a murder and stole a bunch of stuff while I was at it, ironically yet stealthily stabbing a guard in the neck with a dagger so I wouldn’t get caught while discovering a secret chamber in the basement that led to ancient catacombs beneath the town, which ultimately led to ancient and mummified remains alongside golden chalices and crosses I absolutely pillaged and fully intend to sell for ducats, the significance of which I’m still unsure of.
Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
Definetly feels like it should be illegal
I've been playing Paradox games, so I'm probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it
Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
Managed Democracy for everyone!
And in this scenario probably a trip to the Hague for me
Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
Palworld
Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
Poluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)
Your honor, the factory must grow.
Fishing
I didn't realise our poaching laws were that severe
I rank my games on their fishing mini games. Fishing games are terrible though.
Building a miles-long cobblestone road through mountains and over frozen rivers to a farming village from my house on a snowy plain then entering peoples homes while they sleep and cleaning them out of any food and valuables. Also crop theft.
And maybe pushing that wild pig into my fenced in pasture from the mountainside because I didn't have any carrots to lure him in willingly.
Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive...
Fuck I love Minecraft!
I picked a bad time to close a porn game.
Strip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.
Osha violations (Portal 2)
Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism
But absolutely zero murder
Food was very spare so I had to butcher the last prisoner we had. And we didnt even get much meat, he was missing both legs and an arm from the raid he came in.
Killing thousands of mortally challenged, including a few with a chainsaw.
I’m probably not who you were hoping to reach with this meme lol
Probably for driving truck into car while being drunk. (the former in game, letter in RL).
Building a house...seems fitting.
I was merging different colored jellies. It's actually pretty relaxing lol
KILLING BUGS AND ROBOTS FOR DEMOCRACY!!! HAIL SUPER EARTH!!!
Not paying for the resources that I collected to survive while crash landed on an alien planet.
The last game I played was Insurgency, and I was playing as the "Security" side, so I'm golden. I could commit genocide and they wouldn't fucking touch my ass.
Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...
Eradicating an entire species of bugs
I think you mean SPREADING DEMOCRACY.
Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.
Building without a permit