El_Azulito

Broke into some noble’s house to investigate a murder and stole a bunch of stuff while I was at it, ironically yet stealthily stabbing a guard in the neck with a dagger so I wouldn’t get caught while discovering a secret chamber in the basement that led to ancient catacombs beneath the town, which ultimately led to ancient and mummified remains alongside golden chalices and crosses I absolutely pillaged and fully intend to sell for ducats, the significance of which I’m still unsure of.

That hump day is real shit though.

I never noticed until this picture how much X looks like two swords crossed. Hmmm.

In the Fascist States of America, a McDonald’s techbro named BigBallz voice will serve you a burger with no beef, charge you double, and call it freedom.

You ask, where’s my Mcplayground? Well, it is outsourced, replaced with a sad bench on which a crying Ronald McDonald sits, holding a sign about liability.

… A disgusting yet relevant Cultural and anthropological study in how depraved people can become.

Do people understand that he’s suppressing free speech and the press, ironically,, in the name of Truth and freedom. My God. The Fascist States of America are real.