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[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Damn that seems like the perfect tool!!! I'll get one and report back

[–] Eric_Pollock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

[–] LinyosT@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 months ago
[–] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Free lifting has helped my posture tremendously. You don't need to focus on being a buff gymbro. Just enough intensity to build enough muscle to force your bones into the right shape.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not asking for posture advice, I'm asking how to remove it

[–] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Oh well then.. I know a guy that knows a guy. Hope you dont mind headaches.

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

No head, no ache.

[–] fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

Any exercises you would recommend in particular?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I for one need my cervical spine. I am not going to get rid of it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Why need? It seems unnecessary. Snail doesn't have it, why should I

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Snail also has no dick cut it off

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] charonn0@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago

They, too, have impressive penises.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Snails love the D

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

So what, you think you're just better than an invertebrate? Say that to an octopus's face

[–] fylkenny@feddit.de 5 points 6 months ago

Can't be a neckbeard if you have no neck.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Great to have a tutorial!

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Does seem to have the side effect of removing the head though. I only want to remove the highlighted parts

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, the rest is free of charge

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

That's nice at least

[–] wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

I struggled from this, now im healthy and good. If you get it bad it's not trivial to fix and takes time. I heard way too many advices on chin tucks which don't work, so this is my view points:

There are many causes of this to talk about, but the most crucial thing about this weak forward head postures is the lack of your understanding of thoracic extension. How often in modern age do we need to look straight up to all the way behind? This is exactly what thoracic extension does and we slowly forgot about its muscles group and function.

Neglected muscles become weak over time, but your head and neck are solid weights to balance on, a forward head posture is going to dip all of your head and neck forward and down, and bend, bc your weak thoracic spine cannot hold.

You keep forgetting thoracic extension, then your C1-3 crooked as a result of trying to bring the head closer to balance and keeping your sight forward. The problem is not up top on C1, but rather it is down beneath the throat. Btw, the crooked C1-3 is the real chin tucks, not of muscles, but of your spine. Good luck fixing that with chin tucks.

This is what you should do, thoracic extension, on standing position, put your palm right beneath the bottom of your throat, point your neck straight up to the sky from where your palm is(bottom of the throat), until the ears lie inline with the body, don't tuck the chin, hold that position for as long as you can, do it for reps and take rest when it need be. When you get stronger, put two palms at the back of the head to apply pressure, thereby adding load to this exercise. You will find that you struggle to look up, but it is okay all we need is to maintain the thoracic spine in good position and you should also feel that all the weight of head and neck are closer to balance during the exercise, no matter how crooked they are.

While performing thoracic extension, focus on the bottom of the neck(throat), don't tuck the chin. If you do so forcefully, the extensors are pulling your skull back and make your neck more bent. The proper way to couple chin tuck with thoracic extension, is that the extensors should pull the skull back along with a strong neck, to properly perform greater thoracic extension. The lack of strength is exactly the problem that's why they don't couple.

I guarantee you, you will see improvement in a week, if you follow that and train thoracic extension frequently. Good luck.

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[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That won't remove it, that will correct it

[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Seems expensive, any DIY methods?

[–] fiercekitten@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

Do you have access to a hungry lion, by any chance?

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Rip it out like a man you wimp

/s

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Seems like a good idea on the surface, but it'll delete other parts that I want to keep.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

Then glue them back on. Just do it, coward!

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I tried that but it was connected to other stock parts I don't want to delete

It's like a tablecloth, you have to pull it fast so everything that's attached to it will stay in place.

Note: you may experience some minor discomfort as the nerve endings separate. This is normal and should quickly resolve itself.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Step 1: Stop hunching your head forward.

Barring physical issues preventing it, that's it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No, no you've misunderstood the question.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So you're afraid to try? Good news then, you're already spineless! 😈

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Close your eyes

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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