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[–] Rapidcreek@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A U.S. nuclear forensic laboratory later analyzed the samples and confirmed that the samples contain uranium and weapons-grade plutonium,” the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Manhattan said.

Weapons-grade plutonium. Where TF did he get that?

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Probably stole it from the Iranians in order to generate 1.21 jiggawatts.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Careful, OP doesn't seem to understand what a joke is.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rapidcreek@lemmy.world -5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You so sure? The US doesn't use centrifuge to enrich plutonium.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

In Soviet Russia, plutonium enriches you!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world -2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Do you think maybe that was a pretty obvious joke?

[–] Rapidcreek@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not very obvious.

By definition weapons-grade plutonium is 90% enriched. Besides being used for nukes, it's the most poisonous substance on earth. Needless to say, the security around this material is as tight as we can make it. Somebody somewhere sold this guy some.

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago

you don't enrich plutonium silly

[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Got to admit. Dudes facebook profile photo is pretty baller. Posing with a bazooka and all that.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

He does look pretty badass.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] distractionfactory@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Archer, he's got the case! Don't let him get away! Calm down Lana, it's empty. I hid it in Ray's wheelchair while he was distracted.

You did what now? I hid... the plutonium, Lana, it's this new thing called SPY CRAFT!

What part of extremely unstable and radioactive did you not understand?!

Well, apparently the core concept, Lana. Who do I look like, Marie Curie?

...

Wooooo!