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One of the classic blunders

A sphincter says, "what?"

With Kevin Bacon wielding the paddle

Vertical tacos with stinky cheese two for $1.49

Yoyonnaise is great for food that keeps coming back up

That should be the title as well

All natural, organic, free-range, gluten-free lead! With a name you can pronounce. Couldn't harm a fly. Look at me! I turned out fine!!

The worst part about the gas you put in your car are all the additives they cram in there. Gas for small planes you check it by sticking your finger in it to make sure it's full. Your finger doesn't even smell afterwards unlike car gas where you stink for a week. Also no skin cancer! Next you drain some from the bottom to make sure there's no water. After a quick visual inspection, you just pour it out onto the ground.

Are you suggesting it be renamed "Hitchcock's The Birds, of Paradise"?

I know it's an autocorrect error, but "foaming at the mouse acolytes"actually works here. "The Mouse" aka Disney. Hah!

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