One time I went to friends house to drink with The Boys^tm . At some point I fell asleep only to be woken later by my friend drunkenly covering me in a blanket. Woke up the next morning with a slight hangover and a towel, mother fucker covered me in a towel

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is your friend Ford Prefect

[–] Kiwi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

Nah just a dumbass, still love him tho. We sometimes smoke weed together

[–] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 months ago

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. X3

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Rent is 1200 a month

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Why watch your shows on a laptop when there's obviously a brand new bigger tv around somewhere?

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

But doctor, I am the brand new bigger TV!

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Who says the kid didn't scavenge for it?

I bet he gets fed frozen pizza. Lazy-ass guardians. You need to cook that shit.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

yeah but have you seen kids tv shows?

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago

Meow

[–] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 10 points 6 months ago

I thought that was a child in an ink cartridge on first glance.

[–] pkill@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

they'll grow up to be a catperson!