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[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 128 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Unfortunately my arsehole doesn't take kindly to being bothered unlubed.

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Then you shouldn't have had it circumcised

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[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Pro tip, get some solid coconit oil, melt it into ice cube trays, and wait for it to solidify again. Then, all you have to do is pop a cube in and wait a few minutes for your body heat to melt it and you're good to go

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, put ice cold coconut oil up my keester

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 28 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I think you accidentally followed the instructions correctly.

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[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Other than the last step this is great advice. My ex and I used coconut oil and it was great.

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[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

I've had ice cream headaches before, but not what you described here

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[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 82 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (15 children)

My circumcised bros, can you really not fap without lotion?

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 122 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I don't know why people keep saying you need it to do the deed, I've been at it for 20 years without lotion and it's fine

Adding lube or lotion to the equation just makes clean up worse

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The smegma gang gets weird fucking ideas sometimes

[–] null@slrpnk.net 134 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Imagine being so incapable of washing your penis that you need a bunch of it removed.

[–] TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 56 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

This we were given a choice

[–] null@slrpnk.net 78 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Saying people with foreskins a "smegma gang" is a pretty good indicator that one doesn't wash properly and assumes that others don't either.

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[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 9 months ago

I don't think they were talking about circumcised people, rather people who somehow think it's necessary

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] null@slrpnk.net 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This just in folks, washing your penis is a weird idea!

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[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You been at it for 20 years? I think you need some lube, mate

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

SFW GIF BTW

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not everyone is cut the same

Some get more, and some get less cut off.

Sounds like you were fortunate and got less cut off.

Circumcision is common in US, mentioning lotion with masterbating is common.

Like you said, no one would use lotion unless they had to.

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[–] ADonkeyBrainedFog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm jealous of you... I get nothing without lube. Need head stimulation and it's NOT good dry. But yeah, cleanup sucks

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 9 months ago

Different strokes for different folks

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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I used to be able to, but a lifetime of manual labor has laden my hands with callouses that make it HIGHLY unpleasant without some lube

[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 9 months ago

Bro got the built in texture

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 9 months ago

They are ribbed for your pleasure

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I have never used it

[–] doingless@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

I've never used lube.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah I can do it just fine without, I've only ever used lotion like a few times in my life just to try because it seems like a common thing when you see a reference to "Lotion and Kleenex". I felt like it brought nothing to the experience but an extra mess to clean up

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[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We can. At least most of us. Though I suspect there's significantly less play in the skin, so it may be more difficult for some.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Everyone in this entire thread is saying they're fine. There's just this weird, incel group that storms around the internet from time to time spreading bullshit about circumcision. It's exhausting. Get a life, you douchebags.

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[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I always wondered what happened to all those circumcised foreskins after they're removed. Turns out they formed a gang.

[–] Hootz@lemmy.ca 40 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm cut and I don't need lube. Like don't just mash it bro/sis

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[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago

I never asked for this

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I cannot believe we didn't leave this MRA circumcision bullshit on reddit.

Ya'll care way too much about your fucking dicks

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 59 points 9 months ago (3 children)

"Genital mutilation doesn't matter because men can't be victims" is what I read there. Get the fuck out of here with that sexist bullshit.

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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

And you are reading way too much into a shitpost meme

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago

Why are you against informed consent for cosmetic surgery?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 23 points 9 months ago

i do care about my dick

[–] adorable_yangire@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

ironic of.you to hate on reddit, being so serious abt stuff like redditors are

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[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I guess need is debatable, but lube makes it better anyway. Why wouldn't you want lube?

[–] Aasikki@sopuli.xyz 14 points 9 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We're a gang now? Sweet! Or salty?

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

True North strong and free

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[–] Secret300@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No foreskin and no lubricant, just scabs from ripping the skin

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