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A bit a of a straw man here, I know. Inspired by the recent debates about the commercial use of space and how it makes scientists worried about pollution and environmental degradation

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[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 63 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A free market self regulates for nothing but profit

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 13 points 7 months ago

And to kill competition, which helps with profit

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"but muh free market" mfrs when I break their kneecaps and their McInsurance doesn't cover it:

[–] explodicle@local106.com 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

No problem, I'll start my own insurance company!

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I assume you have tens of millions of dollars in capital? (Too bad that was the medical bill to your McHospital and now you're in debt)

[–] misterfenskers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

With Blackjack and Hookers

[–] smotherlove@sh.itjust.works -5 points 7 months ago

Free market does not mean zero regulation...

[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

when u realize there is mostly empty space between nukleus an electron shell

[–] onion@feddit.de 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You may own your floor boards yes – wooden planks, formed by countless strands of molecules, though which themselves consist of nothing but nuclei and electrons
I, however, have aquired exclusive rights to all of the vast real estate found inbetween those puny particles and I shall develop it into trendy nano-lofts and studios!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 25 points 7 months ago

The market will regulate the market.

Promise!

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I honestly can't wait until we get to the point that large corporations own certain parts of space and make it so you have to pay to travel past those parts if affordable and easy space travel for the masses ever becomes reality. Can't wait until they blot out every single star and replace them with an ad for a product you can't afford. Can't wait for them to replace the sun and moon with ads for space travel, now for the low cost of only 300 centuries worth of your salary!

/S

[–] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 10 points 7 months ago

Can’t wait for them to replace the sun and moon with ads for space travel, now for the low cost of only 300 centuries worth of your salary!

This one's pretty close.

[–] VampyreOfNazareth@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago

Wall-E summed it up well.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There's no such thing as a free market

[–] smotherlove@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You clearly have no idea what goes on at your mother's house.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

She uses tweezers and a microscope to jack off idiots like you.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

So the free use legend is true!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Fuck yeah I do. I love GaysCat

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Space mining asteroids will tickle down eventually

[–] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Breaking news a 9km asteroid has just hit the earth, experts warn we may go extinct

[–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Approx. 98 football fields, for the Americans

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago

With a mass of 150 thousand Ramchargers

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Easy solution: Don't look up!

[–] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago

🤯 (my head after looking up)

[–] Kiruko@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeaaa, only the beurocrats really know how to run things

[–] Dendrologist@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The problem with the beurocrats is that they take all their orders from the aristocats

[–] kindenough@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah those aristocats in the EU parliament "regulating"the flee market.

[–] smotherlove@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Boo-roh-crat

[–] Dendrologist@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

That'sTheJoke.jpeg

Click the link

[–] Kiruko@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago
[–] explodicle@local106.com 3 points 7 months ago

I'd rather have a bureaucrat pick bad rules than let Elon make even worse rules.

[–] Seudo@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy is all about making strawman arguments!

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I knew I was in the right place

[–] cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz -4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Me, I prefer my public healthcare that I pay for, that mainly tells me to fuck off when I need something, but happily pays for the same thing for women, because that's more equal.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 10 points 7 months ago

For the last time no you can't have an abortion.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

Aw, I’m sorry no one wants to fuck you

[–] smotherlove@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

Cool, great job choosing to be born in Europe.