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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 39 points 7 months ago

80's Republicans were already evil and stupid, but at least they would absolutely lynch 20's Republicans for treason

[–] nothingcorporate@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

This is the stupidest timeline.

[–] TengoDosVacas@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I would do the same, and the first thing I would do is declare the GOP a terrorist organization and start mowing down their leaders and media figures.

So fuck off, Senator.

[–] taanegl@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Him: "ah yes, political precedent - that has never bit anyone in the ass"

Commenter: "I wish a fucker would"

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

This is the most oniony nottheonion all week, but it is only Tuesday so we will see what happens.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Someone representing Ohio saying they don’t support democracy in swing states? Shocking. Anyways I hope he gets cholera and dies of it. The sooner the better.

[–] Illuminostro@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

I'd totally support the public hanging of known and proven oath breaker traitors, but I'm just an old traditionalist.

[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago