Tolstoshev

Your grandchildren.

This is the best April Fools joke yet.

Maybe it’s because we’ve been massively underestimating methane emissions? Garbage in, garbage out, no matter how good the model.

There’s a bazillion articles like this: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/alberta-methane-emissions-1.7033693

The funny thing is that Spez didn’t even come up with the idea of Reddit. Him and Ohanian showed up with some other dumb idea and Paul Graham was like, that’s stupid, try this idea of mine.

Then Spez put together some shitty code in Lisp of all languages, which Aaron Schwartz had to rewrite in Python. The site was so unstable that Spez slept with his laptop so he could reboot it in the middle of the night.

They used sock puppets because nobody was posting enough content. Then they cashed out and fucked off, leaving Aaron to rewrite it, and Erik Martin to actually make a proper community out of it.

Then Spez comes riding back into town over a decade later to claim credit while he fucks the whole site up by selling out.

Truly a masterclass in incompetent white male privilege.

What makes a man turn neutral?

Mississippi still has the death penalty right? Sounds like the perfect opportunity to use it.

Gen X is miserable too, but as usual there’s not enough of us to influence anything.

Loss is the new Rickroll.

Paintball. So many times in the 90s I’ve fantasized about this while at the mall.

4k80 has issues. It’s been harder for them to track down good prints and get the color correction right: https://www.thestarwarstrilogy.com/project-4k80/

CEO: the lesson I’ve learned is if I keep saying platitudes while doing nothing I can keep my job and buy another yacht.

https://www.theonion.com/man-finally-put-in-charge-of-struggling-feminist-moveme-1819569515