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[–] Hubi@feddit.de 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Believe it or not, right to jail.

Do I pass go? Do I collect 200?

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Right to jail. Right away. No trial no nothing

[–] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don't see an issue with this.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 months ago

Soda is carbonated though, or are there any sodas that aren't? So if anything Ketchup is flat soda, therefore disgusting to drink.

[–] jawa21@startrek.website 1 points 9 months ago

Ketchup is a smoothie.

[–] astreus@lemmy.ml 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

And in Europe we're charged 50c a sachet 😞

[–] papabobolious@feddit.nu 7 points 9 months ago

Free in Sweden

[–] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Toes@ani.social 11 points 9 months ago

Looks like Brexit is paying off

[–] elgordio@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Burger King has started charging for mayo, the one near me in leeds anyway :(

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

If mcdick's charges you for condiments, you are in the ghetto.

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I call bullshit. Those things never have more than a few squirts of ketchup in them even after you pump it enough for a money shot.

[–] TheBloodFarts@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That one looks like one of the new pressurized ketchup taps. Saw one once at an in n out in Vegas, it's the future of condiment technology

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It may be pressurized, but that doesn't mean it's full.

[–] zewu@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It is certainly not full any longer

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

Any size for a dollar.

[–] iterable@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Food poisoning...you think that thing is cleaned enough when they refill it lol

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Refill it? They just attach a new bag to the nozzle, unless things have changed in the past few years.

[–] iterable@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Did not pick the method of refilling. But am aware of the bags. Some it is a plastic container. But issue remains never cleaning the pump. The amount of crap growing in there is insane.

[–] kttnpunk@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Complimentary is complimentary, especially if you're fast and discrete

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

you can make a hobo soup out of free condiments like salt pepper ketchup mustard bbq sauce ranch etc

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

The sneakier you are the complementarier things become...

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

You bought the cup, right? There's no rule that says you can't fill it with ketchup.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

You get to be king for a day

[–] iterable@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Did not pick the method of refilling. But am aware of the bags. Some it is a plastic container. But issue remains never cleaning the pump. The amount of crap growing in there is insane.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

I originally thought that this was them mixing icy or fruit punch with fries and I'm like that sounds like an interesting combo I might try that then I realized it was fucking ketchup lmao