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I prefer to call it a "Platform for Lateral Accumulation of Trace Eatables"
Or a PFLAOTE for short!
Dunk it in water, squeeze it into a tight ball, and take bites like it's an apple.
I'm not sure if I should upvote this or downvote this...
You angrily upvote it for being technically correct and then sneer while downvoting for being a crime against both humanity and nature.
Angry upvote?
You sir belong in hell
Use a plate to catch any crumbs.
You just blew my mind.
Or a plastic bag.
(NB, do not put a plastic bag over your head. Even for a croissant)
Well, if you can loop one handle around your neck and keep the bag safely under your chin, you should be alright.
It would make my day to see someone eating a croissant with a feed bag hanging from their neck
I’d like to see a Scotsman on a horse!
If you don't want flakes, don't eat a flaky pastry.
Eat them outside walking to work.
Awesome idea! And maybe you leave a trail of crumbs for birds :)
Or in case you need to find your way home again!
Just follow the birdshit
Good way to make friends with crows / ravens. Then they adopt you and maybe defend you if you get in a fight.
That's the neat part, you don't
All in one bite.
The article’s suggestion of “tear and spread” is what I was going to suggest.
It’s supposed to be flaky, stop complaining
Okay, anything else?
Soak them in Nutella
Enjoy your pastry
Eat it in one bite
This article sounds like the result of assigning a middle school student to write an instructional essay with a required word length. The middle school student asked chat GPT for help.
I don't 👍
Why would you want to? The more crumbs that drop everywhere, the better it tastes! Just like eating hot wings is best when the sauce gets all over your entire face. If you can get some sauce on your forehead then that's a damned fine wing meal!
Toss the croissant up in the air, lean my head back, and eat it one big chomp
I flatten them on the plate with my hand and then put the jelly on top of it, similar to bread/sandwich.
Way easier to eat, but don't tell the French :)
Sorry, you put jam on croissants? Surely ham and cheese is the only option
It’s all getting flattened by your intestines anyways :D
I avoid moving around while eating it, eat it over a plate/napkin, and then brush the flakes off into the trash. Eating them when they're warm/moist also helps.
I put it in a brown paper lunch baggie and eat it from the top so the bag catches the crumbs… for the most part!
You have to create a vacuuming of air with every bite. Just do strong, deep inhales while biting, ripping, and tearing, prior to the chewing. The crumbs will all be sucked inward towards your mouth and lungs, and you won't have any problems
Except for any issues inhaling the crumbs might cause
I always eat messy things by leaning over my plate, or carefully taking bites above a bag or whatever. I like being fastidious.
Eat it all in one bite.
I bite into the widest part of the middle first, then I peel the layers apart individually and eat them with a fork and knife.
Just pick it up and eat it like a donut, basically no crumbs.
You don't need to add any toppings to them
Hmm no, I don’t recommend! That’s a one way ticket to crumbtopia! I don’t want to downvote you, but I am so so compelled to. I’ll resist, for now..