No, porn wasn’t a part of that relationship. I was disagreeing with parent comment that porn is competitive sex. From my personal experience with a partner that made score keeping in the bedroom a thing and in doing so made sex competitive.

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fine if no one else is gonna ask:

Did you win?

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yes we did

[–] lostme@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, the opposite is formal sex which is when it's between two people with very tight schedules, so they plan it via email

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

To whom it may concern,

Regarding your proposal of "smashing dat ass", I am amenable. Is there a good time/day in your schedule over the next week? I could likely find 5 minutes Tuesday evening or Friday morning this week or late next week excluding Thursday.

Best, (Signature goes here)

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

They shake hands before and after.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm only silver, can anyone help me grind to platinum?

[–] korok@possumpat.io 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

depends, does it help if you group with someone who’s in iron?

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Even better, I need someone to just crush all day. All that matters to me is making shots.

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Casual gaming implies the existence of formal gaming.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We also have:

black tie gaming
business casual gaming
cocktail gaming

[–] umbraroze@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

There are as many types of gaming as there are categories of clothing and apparel, then.

...Hazmat gaming: 1) (console gamers) doing couch co-op on someone else's couch and you really don't want to think about the condition of the couch in question. 2) (PC gamers) gaming while doing Half-Life cosplay? Dunno? Something???

[–] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sweden-sex-sport/

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

In April 2023, Swedish newspaper Göteborgs-Posten debunked the claims, stating that the Swedish Sex Federation's application for membership had been denied by the Swedish Sports Confederation (RF).

Booooooo :(

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

so sad

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Man is it just me or is lemmy actually popping off lately?

[–] assplode@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago

I've been thinking the the same thing! I'm seeing a lot more interesting content posted here

[–] GeneralVincent@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Personally I'm a sex speedrunner champ 😎

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

And then there’s causal sex.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What if I want to.have sex faster than 300,000,000m/s?

[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 5 points 9 months ago

That would violate sexual relativity.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

My MMR for sex must be through the roof because I've never lost a match.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Does undefined count as through the roof?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 9 months ago

-1 means infinite doesn't it?

[–] threethan@reddthat.com 2 points 9 months ago

You must play at least 10 rounds to be ranked. Single-player playtime does not contribute.

[–] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If ranked competitive sex is a thing, then the number one in the scene must be Lisa Sparks for sleeping with 919 men in one day.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 2 points 9 months ago

Yup, that sounds pretty cumpetitive to me.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Obligatory "Oglaf, so holy fuck not safe for work"

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Barbados Slim got a gold medal in it.

[–] SkyerixBOI@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah now I feel motivated. -Vergil, probably

[–] msage@programming.dev 3 points 9 months ago

Nero:

[–] pickman_model@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Yes. Much like sports, you have professional and high performance Olympic level.

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

Man, I should play DMC5 again...