im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.
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You yanged OP's yin.
So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?
Yeah who wouldn't want double the condiments? :-D
i like a little hot dog with my mustard.
or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.
^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!
Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.
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If you are in Grand Rapids, Michigan, there's a little hot dog spot called Yesterdog. They've got a secret menu. Ask for a slut dog.
Oh yeah, they've got those dogs at this place
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Americans cosplaying that they have free Healthcare.
OK, I see obesity in the picture, but where is the oil and healthcare?
Did this guy shoot up a school?
They are really greasy dogs
Healthcare was brought up by the comment
The school shooting happened while you were reading this comment
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I'm not European. And why wouldn't people bring up what America is famous for?
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Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:
In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).
Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:
- Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
- Corn
- Peas
- Ground beef
- Chicken
- Cheese
- Cabbage
- Vinaigrette
- Mashed potatoes
- Bacon
- Crispy straw potatoes
- Olives
- Cooked quail eggs
There is no combination of ingredients a brazilian won't dare mix.
Americans will be whining about pineapple on pizza while Brazil is adding banana, chocolate, ribs and potato chips to it.
I'm honestly all for it, i hate this dumbass stigma people have over changing "traditional recipies". Fuck that, mix it up, throw shit at the all until it sticks, just make me something that tastes good.
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Big hotdog will shut you down. They would rather sell you two ineffecient hot dogs
Is a hot dog is a taco?
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I'm telling you, it's all about girth. You say you need two, but if you got the RIGHT one... that's all you need.:-P
^ This guy Costco hot-dogs.
I cackled, I was just thinking Costco hot dogs after I read the previous comments... Fucking A+ spot on.
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If you're an adult, you can.
proceeds to get sued for patent violation
Gotta love the free market!
Do it, I double-dog dare you!
Laying two hotdogs next to one another is utterly disgusting!
Putting one on top of another is fine though.
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