this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2024
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[โ€“] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, at least you're honest ๐Ÿคท.

[โ€“] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, I think they ate it. Bobbitt style.

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[โ€“] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don't be shy ๐Ÿฅฐ.

[โ€“] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)
[โ€“] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What are you a fuckin parrot?

[โ€“] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Dude that's a prejudice, have some respect

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[โ€“] molten@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How old are you? ๐Ÿคจ

[โ€“] molten@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway can I get a HELL YEAH!

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[โ€“] duplexsystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] spez@lemmy.l0l.city 5 points 10 months ago

Times is tough

[โ€“] Karmanj@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] dabster291@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

oh boy, I sure hope this is referring to the popular fast food restaurant and not cannibalism!

[โ€“] rmuk@feddit.uk 6 points 10 months ago

Why do you got to be like that? He could have just come out of a really hardcore gay club.

Or, if he's a she, a really hardcore not-gay club.

[โ€“] RoverRacecar@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] vegaquake@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Justas@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Biscuit

It's a great name.

[โ€“] coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] owatnext@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

You're probably gonna have to give him up for adoption.

[โ€“] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Aw he dead.

[โ€“] paddirn@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Hope she likes it, really... like I know she hasn't been ate since my dad died ๐Ÿ˜”.

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[โ€“] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Poor dog is gonna get name cock ๐Ÿฅบ

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[โ€“] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Bizarroland@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] MinorLaceration@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] yum_burnt_toast@reddthat.com 5 points 10 months ago

spicy and tingly beef biang biang, shortening this name is illegal

[โ€“] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] Null@pawb.social 5 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] theneverfox@pawb.social 5 points 10 months ago

Dog is such an uninspired name though...

[โ€“] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

He is meaty ziti now

[โ€“] SuperIce@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Tortilla chip

[โ€“] bane_killgrind@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] leo@lemmy.l0l.city 5 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] misterwu@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

CHICHARRONES!

[โ€“] Outtatime@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago
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