Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by OmanMkII@aussie.zone to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Dinner is on me.

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[–] rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

on lemmy you can edit your title to correct the typo

[–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I like plat. It sounds like a mild insult. You plat!

[–] OmanMkII@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Huh, I did not know!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why were they whispering?

[–] ARk@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Because they were on top of each other before dinner

[–] rjc@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Slow clap

[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Not getting this one, could someone please explain.

[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is so cute! Can someone make a drawing of this by any chance?

[–] wallybeavis@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

A little low effort, someone else can probably do a much better jerb

[–] kambusha@feddit.ch 1 points 10 months ago

Plateto/Platato