Did you eat your butterdogs this morning
Butter Dog: The dog with the butter
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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Vegetarian options do be like this
Zomboid players be like.
Hey! Bacon up that butter!
If there were less butter, this looks like a meal I used to get growing up. Sucks being poor.
So plain buns or did you at least get to add salt?
Plain buns with a bit of butter. It's actually not half bad.
I love doing that, broil them real quick, serve with basic red sauce spaghetti, cheap and tastes great
Jesus Christ!
I assure you he had nothing to do with this.
this is 'murica!
My father in law has dementia and my mother in law has to hide certain foods from him so he doesn't just constantly eat. Bananas are the main thing she has to hide. One day she was in the living room and noticed him standing in the kitchen eating a banana. She knew she had hidden them so she went to see if he had found her stash and when she got into the kitchen he turned around and offered her a bite of the stick of butter he was eating. He had peeled it like a banana and was just chomping away. After that the fridge got a padlock.
LoL
@twizzay @lemmyshitpost My son does Greek yogurt instead of ketchup 😆 He insists it is delicious. Probably the world's healthiest hot dog.
Your son could make it into my 'weird food eaters' collection.
@twizzay @lemmyshitpost @JSkier raw garlic like that can cause damage to your stomach lining. a little is OK but that's probably in the "gonna be a bad time" territory for that poor kid
edit: glad i'm not on diaper duty
Typical internet guy telling kids to not do fun stuff.
*takes a bite out of a rock.
:blob_eyeroll:
@feld @lemmyshitpost @twizzay I love garlic, but eating it raw out of the jar just seems absolutely revolting as an adult. I think even my kid would draw a line well before that 😆
@JSkier @lemmyshitpost @twizzay i will say if you suffer from a sore throat do this:
saltine cracker
raw garlic clove slices
little bit of honey on top
chew chew chew chew chew swallow
wait a minute. like magic your sore throat goes away, and the garlic will start killing the throat infection too
I'm going to do this and I'm going to be mad if it doesn't work. You better deliver, feld. ❤
@twizzay @lemmyshitpost @JSkier this was advice from my Hungarian friend I used to work with and goddamn it works well. Incredible trick
Reminds me of this old sketch
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No, I had patented famous moon waffles.
At least it's not a testicle butterdog
A what. :uwhat:
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