this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 45 points 10 months ago

You motherfucker...

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I love that she didn't break character. Hot.

[–] joshoff@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

During a super strong part of my older-bro fetish, I met a guy who played along without breaking character…. until he asked β€œis this getting weird?”

I saved the day and said β€œnot as long as dad doesn’t hear us fucking.” Ahh. As ~get~ *good as it gets.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mother her, no that's not quite right either...

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

Go back for seconds, thirds, fourths...

[–] haych@lemmy.one 14 points 10 months ago
[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If my ex packed me anything before I left, it'd be dynamite... And she'd pack it up my ass.

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 15 points 10 months ago

Is dynamite the nickname of her big fat strap-on?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

So what you're saying is...she's available?

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago
[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago