Ask Lemmy

Alcohol is addicted to me.

Partial disability from a car breaking my neck and back, causing issues with posture :: I have super human strength and endurance I use to fuck up cars for fun

My greatest strength is already also my greatest weakness: hyper focus from ADHD.

I’m now on time. People notice my punctuality, no one actually cares.

My greatest weakness is my passivity and inability to make decisions so honestly I have no idea.

I become a social butterfly with insane levels of charisma.

Now I am immortal god.

A lot of people read this as "your greatest weakness is now gone" which makes sense given the video game slider analogy

Meanwhile I'm here like "how do I somehow, hilariously, become unstoppable by means of procrastinating everything"?

But I did think of it: significantly extend my lifespan by procrastinating dying :]

I’m a jack of all trades, master of none:m; so I’ll be a virtuoso of one thing.

I am procrastinate and don't fully commit to things: I am well planned and finish everything I lay my hands on.

I am happy and enjoy every moment of life.

I'm very forgetful, so I guess in this scenario I have an eidetic memory. I become one of those weird guys who wins every game show due to my fantastic recall of everything I've ever read, seen or heard.

I guess my head becomes invincible and nothing can hurt it and I feel no pain in my head, ever?

Crippling fear of rejection & confrontation. can't find a positive angle on this one.

Edit: now I understand the rules.

I break everything I touch -> I fix everything I touch

The other day I saw the clock in the bathroom stop working. I swapped the batteries and it stopped working entirely.

I'm gonna be social and charismatic af

I'm undepressable and I don't have ADHD anymore

i can walk again :)

My gremlins that used to crawl over every inch of my home taking things apart, leaving things in senseless places, and constantly asking for food, a listening ear and a hug - are now helping me out around the house, listening when I need another perspective and generally helping keep me out of trouble.

TL;DR - Just parenthood, if all goes to plan...

I become capable of doing everything I want to, when I want to do it, instead of overthinking and second guessing myself.

I then work my way up to becoming an uploaded intelligence and abolishing capitalism. /s

The world is invaded by day walker vampires somehow. Most of the human population is dead or turned, those remaining live under a cloud of distrust and paranoia - anyone could be a vampire. even the people you know could've been turned since you last saw them.

I don't notice. Because of social anxiety, I stayed indoors.

My love care and empathy for other people has made me the most lovable woman in my country and the most suitable spokesperson for humankind

Reality: I dont like people and my interactions with them , especially when I was young (partys.and stuff) only bolstered that feeling

Well, now that I don't absolutely suck at talking to strangers and don't fumble my words, my life just got a lot easier.

Not my weakness becoming a strength, but going away and now I am a different person, my inverse? But my strengths do not become weaknesses?

Disorganization is my bane, and a complete inability to multitask, so I guess I would either be obsessive/compulsive or would be able to be an executive assistant or politician.

I can never be angry. Hmm guess I would change my career to be some guy who teaches seminars or does anger management sessions. Or maybe IT for the DMV.

I go from being a socially awkward and unattractive virgin to suddenly being able to pull multiple women in a night.

I become responsible

I'm suddenly a prolific businesswoman and a CEO of my own corporation with millions of employees and I am thriving in life.

I can digest any food at all without bloating, gas or suddenly urgent toilet trips.