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[–] thedarkfly@feddit.nl 199 points 9 months ago (9 children)

I checked for others who, like me, are too European to understand the joke: 50°F is 10°C.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 54 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

A nice swedish summer evening (if it isnt raining).

Edit: cheers my fellow scandinavians and nordics!

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[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 39 points 9 months ago

That's just about perfect if you ask me.

[–] florge@feddit.uk 35 points 9 months ago

You mean too rest of the world

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Ah, 10 is fine...

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[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 116 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (18 children)

Celsius is the superior scale:

100° is the perfect temperature inside the Sauna.
0° is the perfect water temperature for a bath after the Sauna.

[–] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 92 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 46 points 9 months ago (34 children)

I work with Americans and this hits home hard. It's especially infuriating when they format their dates. "I had a meeting with so-and-so on 4/5" and nobody has any fucking clue what they mean.

The worst part is how hopelessly oblivious they are about it. It's not even like they don't care that nobody does things their stupid way - it's the fact that they're so insulated that they can't even fathom that nobody does things the same way they do. It just goes to show how clueless they are about the rest of the world and how little they get out of their neighborhoods.

It drives me mad. At this point, it's just offensive how ignorant they can be sometimes. If you have to work with other people, you should at least make an effort to be aware of the fact that others do things a different way and try to avoid situations like this, but they just refuse to do so.

Apologies... /rant

[–] tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I'm American and always use 30 Dec 2023 as my date scheme. It makes much more sense. I also work in a multicultural laboratory, so there should be no question as to what date it is, but some of my colleagues still use mm-dd-yy.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Like the American below, I generally use 30-December 2023 partly because I work with an international company but mostly because after the century rolled over and we had years that looked like months I got confused.

Had a boss that formatted all dates as YYYY-MM-DD because that makes them sort correctly in lists.

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Had a boss that formatted all dates as YYYY-MM-DD because that makes them sort correctly in lists.

That's how you know it's the correct date format

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[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 9 months ago (18 children)

Isn't basing a temperature scale on the freezing and boiling points of water a bit arbitrary in and of itself?

The reason they are arbitrary numbers in Fahrenheit is because they weren't considerations when the scale was made.

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[–] droog_the_droog@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago
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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 67 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Fahrenheit is like school grades: 60 is minimum tolerance and beyond 100 adds nothing but misery.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's not how school grades work were I live but I guess I now understand Fahrenheit

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 64 points 9 months ago (2 children)

50 is pretty nice what are you on about

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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 50 points 9 months ago (8 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 25 points 9 months ago

I diagnose you with "weak, non-Finnish blood."

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[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There are many people (particularly in northern regions) who would consider 50° to be quite mild/pleasant

[–] jasondj@ttrpg.network 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

New Englander born and raised. Thats hoodie and shorts weather. Best time of the year.

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[–] EyesInTheBoat@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Every time someone brings this up, another decade gets added until the US switches to Metric

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You mean another eagle and five hamburgers.

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[–] hark@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago (8 children)

If you score 100 on a test then that's a perfect, therefore 100 is the perfect temperature.

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[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 36 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Not to defend Fahrenheit, it's a nonsense scale, however: As with most subjective scales the entire scale can be split into good and not good. The top part is good and the bottom part is not good. The middle of the top part is seen as average good.

So around 75 degrees would be perfect, which is close enough for something as subjective as temperature.

This is why in things like movie or game reviews a 7/10 is seen as average. Like it's good, in the good part, but right in the middle not anything special. A 5/10 or lower is seen as not good, not worth seeing, not worth your time etc. This works for reviews, grades, person attractiveness rating etc.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 23 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Yet, Temperature is not a nonlinear star-rating by IGN, is it?

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying global warming is actually caused by the bias of IGN reviewers?

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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 33 points 9 months ago (6 children)

this meme also works in Celsius.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

45 is very hot, 0 is very cold, 22.5 is ok

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago

In a few years, with global warming on the rise, we may be saying that 50C isn't that hot.

FML

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

0°C is not very cold... chilly maybe.

[–] drugo@sh.itjust.works 37 points 9 months ago (10 children)

I mean, it's literally freezing.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes it is, but that's not very cold.

[–] StephniBefni@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

It is actually, literally freezing, then again temperature feeling is a bit relative. Anything under 20 is chilly to me.

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[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

NGL I could be jogging outside at windless 50 degrees everyday. That would be a dream compared to my current life in the hell that is the 47th Latitude Great Plains Region.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 27 points 9 months ago

Don't impose your imperialistic temperature views on the rest of us! Leave us cold lovers alone!

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Indoor temp? No. Outdoor temp? Yes!

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[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)
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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (9 children)

Fahrenheit is the best human-focused temperature scale. 0 is super cold, 100 is super hot, 50 is the line between short sleeve and long sleeve weather (assuming no wind). Anything outside these bounds, it simply isn't worth going outside. But then everyone at a latitude <|37|° will say "that's not that hot" and everyone at a latitude >|40|° will say "that's not that cold," so really it's the best Kansas-focused temperature scale

[–] psud@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Because weather is simple, right?

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[–] theblueredditrefugee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Inb4 nonlinear temperature scale

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[–] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hell yeah, 50 degrees is tee shirt and shorts weather IMHO.

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[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago

As a person from the north, it really is.

[–] Firipu@startrek.website 15 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Same for c, but at half the scale tbh. (with a bit of a stretch to the imagination)

50 is very hot. 0 is cold. 25c is perfect.

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (6 children)

25c is literally cock and ball torture what are ya on about. Then again I'm an Irish guy who hasn't left my country in nearly a decade so I don't even know what more than 25c feels like

[–] owatnext@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

25°C is 77°F; context for any Americans here.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

50f is pretty comfy unless you hate long sleeves or are super sensitive to it being slightly cold.

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