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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Couple decades later, and now we be like

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Naw, blatantly stole it from Google.

[–] Rizoid@programming.dev 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I remember at a point limewire or frostwire had movies you could download. Young me downloaded the little mermaid but it was a porn parody and I scared myself for life.

[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Use lube next time.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago

What was so scary about it?

[–] elbowgrease@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] NoStressyJessie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

That’s the joke. There were a lot of mislabeled media back then, basically anything funny was Weird Al, anything rock was Metallica except that one song about Zelda, that was totally SoaD, etc etc. All of them were wrong, and god help you if you try to download a movie. 50/ 50 you now have to figure out how to digitally shred your hard drive so you don’t get v& by the feds or b& irl.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 8 points 10 months ago

Yep, life was simpler back when there were only six or seven bands on the internet. Vaguely punk sounding? Well that's obviously Blink-182. Punk but with bagpipes? Dropkick Murphys. Dude with an acoustic guitar? Oh that's Dave Matthews Band.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 2 points 10 months ago

Yes, for some time I remember thinking the Windows 95 song was Weird Al, since it was labelled that way. I thought it didn't sound much like him!

[–] elbowgrease@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago

yep, right over my head. thought it was just an old timey nervous reference to pirated music.

[–] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Born to be Alive was made by the Village People right?

This is obscure Dutch humor, those who know, know.

[–] Flashback956@feddit.nl 2 points 10 months ago

KLOOTVIOOL!

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

*“Don't Download This Song” starts playing in the distance*

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago

I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 10 months ago

The only thing you ended up breaking was your family's computer

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

There were corrupted songs that would skip at certain points. I kept those marginal files so long I still expect the skip when I hear a song streaming or on another piece of media...

Good times

[–] Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

Still buying and Ripping CDs. 😎

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Lol that post title is dead on

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Washing the dog, washing the dog!

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I worked as a cable installer in a small town around this time. There were only two employees, Myself and the manager. We just had gotten the entire town wired so we had lots of folks transitioning from the shitty old satellite internet to wired cable "high speed". The first month so many kids started downloading from Limewire/Napster that it would stall out our speeds at night. At the end of the month the overage bills were huge. Many in the thousands of dollars. Kids were downloading so much we spent the next month driving around to each customer and explaining upload and download limits. It was nuts.

[–] BurnedDonutHole@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Our lord Cornholio! Praise be upon him.

[–] DrinkMonkey@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Immediately my brain translated this to “regular gnoll…regular gnoll”

picture of a gnoll

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 10 months ago

Legend_of_Zelda_song_System_of_a_Down.mp3