They don’t really look like they’d come from that pan
this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2023
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They didn't, otherwise there'd be one less, they'd be wider, flatter, and the tray picture wouldn't be from an amazon listing.
This guy pans.
Put an extra dog turd in there for a fun family game of Russian brownie roulette.
Pretty sure that could be easily identified by the smell.
You probably never smelled a cookie backed by @bstix@feddit.dk
Fair enough
High quality shitpost right there
I aim to please.
They"re not my favourite, but they're definitely #2
I was certainly looking forward to all the "shitty" puns that this post would encourage. Will make good restroom reading. :)
There's 7 spaces in the baking tray, there's 8 brownies! What is the 8th brownie op!
Brownie roulette!
Uh oh, my plan has been foiled
Wow, a literal shitpost
Are you not entertained?
well, don't shit on a sandwich and tell me it's nutella.
What a shit baker. Who even cooks this crap?
/s
What is the purpose of that thing on the right? To cook corn? Why does it have grooves?
it’s for cooking turd brownies
Cornbread.
ETA: I own this pan. It is made by Wagner Ware, and you can find these on eBay labelled as 'cornbread pans' for like.. 20 bucks.
Turdbread
Yes it gives corn blackness from searing or something. Comment that replied to me is right, its for corn bread.
I'm still unconvinced that it isn't shit
Results that 'good' just can't be planned, and if he tried to remake them with the intent of looking like poop he couldn't ever get them this 'good' again. Legendary stuff. Should take them to some kids and blow their minds.
I've had a similar problem for a while.
Our oven broke but we had a mini oven that works with heated air and it is actually quite cool, so we never got the big one repaired. And it was fine for pizza or something small, but when I actually needed to put something in a form - a casserole, or a cake - the only form that fitted inside was a penis cake form I had from my student days. My friends gave it to me because I was obsessed with the line "bake phallic cake" in the lyrics of two songs I love. So we ended up eating out of a pink penis a lot.
Thankfully we moved about a month ago and now we have a big oven again. Our toddler is getting more interested in food now and feeding her food that was cooked and/or served in a penis feels slightly wrong.
Well, congrats on the new place and I’m glad to hear that your toddler doesn’t have to be exposed to inappropriately shaped baking forms anymore.
I'm amazed at how accurate they look, take a bow!
Why is there corn in these brownies
Those are walnut pieces
I mean, I mean, if they are real brownies they could just cut them into small peaces and it wouldn't look like something this sus
I'll go get the poop knife
You knew what you were doing.
Y'all should look into Chocolate Salami, those are also pretty easy to poopify.
It's a bit nutty... Goes well with this"coffee"
Really wish I still had my poop brown and green Zune.
Really wish I had the chance to get one. Where I live, the Zune was probably never even sold, at all. It was unheard of. Even iPods were rare here, I only saw two in person in my entire lifetime, one of which was my own 6th gen. But yeah, I still really liked the Zune.
He could share them to kids, if they like it, he can give some hints where they catch up more.
Because walnuts are gross.