I've never met anybody with this kind of access before, so could you punch the guy who decided to get rid of the little tabasco bottles in the face real hard?

Alternatively, (preferably both) if you run into the guy in the hallway carrying something hot, would you please trip him?

Thanks! -everyone in the army

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

We don't have any of the food where I work. 🤣

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 32 points 11 months ago

You can put it on "bread"!

[–] bownage@beehaw.org 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Let's get this onto a tray

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nice!

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago

Mkay so let's first start off with the jalapeno cheese pouch.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Colon cleanse.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 7 points 11 months ago

Meal Ready to Exit

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Rock or something

[–] poplargrove@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

ifunny.c🙂

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

After five pouches of cheese, I'm not sure it's coming out

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 11 months ago

That's what the jalapeno is for

[–] Toes@ani.social 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You'll be constipated for a lifetime 💩

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

OHMYGOSH! I freakin' love jalapeño cheese!

[–] momocchi@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Don’t forget to get it out on to a tray first!

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 11 months ago

We need Ordinary Sausage to make a sausage out of this.