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before tomorrow morning?

DoD contractor: Sure can, but it will cost you huge.

(Lies about the former, 100% accurate on the latter.)

Throw a bone in there, and baby you got a stew going!

jumping won’t impress her

Unless it's jump humping.

Can't a femboy get me pregnant, thought?

No, Nvidia did not buy the Xbox brand. And no, I did not fall for it until I saw the comments on the article.

a single strawman: these tools do not exist and no developer in the world cares about the topic

I haven't seen anyone make the argument that denies these things exist - it's that the existence of these tools are even necessary to safeguard the language in the first place is the argument. And then on top of that, you'll additionally need a shop that is even allowed the time to properly utilize these tools and implement their usage as standard practice within the company culture.

That there are alternatives which remove (significantly more) footguns is the overall point. Work in one of these other languages so e.g. dumb-ass PMs don't even have the option of pilfering the time it takes to code safely, as it would already be baked in.

As long as you don't touch the tips, then it's not gay.

Submerged duration: approx. 4 weeks

Pffft, bush league. The Titan has been submerged for checks watch 272 days with no end in sight.

Any place I've ever worked, it was definitely grounds for immediate termination. You most certainly should not be fucking your subordinates. Even if you're 100% certain the relationship is consensual, the subordinate could feel as if it's not, but is too fearful of losing their livelihood to object otherwise.

Biden administration seems oblivious of the strengths of contemporary C++

Well ok, but the concern is about the weaknesses, Mr. Stroustrup.

Rats?! I hate rats!

Man that guy's hair is seriously out or regs.