this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

People have actually said this to me in full seriousness. Preemptive revenge killing against hypothetical wild pig attacks is apparently self defense, so that's why they eat pork from real captive factory farm pigs. It is such odd... "logic", clearly working backwards from the point they want to arrive at.

Like srsly, it was something like a month ago on this very platform.

[–] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

^i think i may have just found a vegan

[–] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works -3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wild pigs don’t exist though. They’re invasive feral pigs. And eating them is the right thing to do after killing them. And they need to be killed for ecological reasons.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ok Timmy, let's go see how meat is made

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Come on, let's take a peek at the killing floor.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

Whining cow screams .... whirling blade and machine noises

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The first one was good but killing floor 2 really shines. The diverse perks let you fill the same role with different capabilities, talent trees let you further customize your build, and the weapon selection is fantastic.

[–] Rozlif@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

I really hope we can evolve past seeing animals as food.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

People are so obsessed with the doneness that they forget to give their steak a proper crust

[–] ephemeral_gibbon@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago

You can do that at any doneness, a cast iron heated up for 10 mins will do a perfect sear in a bleu steak

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Ill take my steak, rare enough a good vet could still save it.

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

"Epic" I can do.

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Damn that hit the meta quick

[–] baked_tea@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

In fact there's a bigger version of this meme extending through the other direction of the scale as well

Edit: Found it

[–] explodicle@local106.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're just going to tell us you found it and not share the link?

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago

I found it in my photo roll, actually, and uploaded it directly. Can you not see it?

Here's a link to the forbidden place

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

That final picture was just on the front page

[–] Jaysyn@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

I thought the last one was "Trump Steaks".

[–] wafflez@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[–] stinerman@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If those are right, my steaks are very underdone.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, there's "blue rare" too, but also those steak pics are all sharing the same half pixel between them.

[–] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

what's "blue rare"? Is that like a shiny Pokemon?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

essentially raw but seared on the outside.

[–] ShadowGlider@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That just sounds like rare/medium-rare with extra steps.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Actually fewer steps

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I missed something

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

It's based on ironic interpretations of the words "rare" and "well done." The former is a humorously misinterpreted extrapolation of RPG loot tiers, and the latter is based on misunderstanding the phrase to be meant in a congratulatory sense, rather than the extent to which the meat was cooked.