Show me on the fish where the music touched you.
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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“Well, the fish seemed to rather enjoy that”
My dad bought 6 Big Mouth Billy Basses. As an investment. He thought they would be worth something someday- which, surprise, they are not. He had multiple similar 'investments' which we sold off for very little when he died. He wasn't stupid, he was a distinguished university professor. He just had bizarre ideas of what things would be valuable in the future.
That's not touching your sole, that's touching your bass.
Or your sole
Why were they holding a sharpie with a printed paper
Jackie Daytona and Jim the Vampire would agree.
I came here to shitpost and I'm all out of shit...hi
Stört dich die Musik etwa?
I see your Billy Bass and raise you some Jingle Jugs
I... don't remember these.
They played Titties And Beer and bounced up and down.
Sometimes you're faced with indisputable proof that humanity peaked years ago.