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[–] hark@lemmy.world 89 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Look at all that self defense israel is doing.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

Best defense is a good offense?

/s

[–] MTLion3@lemm.ee 61 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Raise your hands if you’re shocked. Literally nobody should raise their hands

[–] sousmerde_retardatr@lemm.ee 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (42 children)

If the most recent death toll wasn't enough, here's something else showing that they don't really care about keeping an appearance, as well as another U.N. school, i don't know what to say or do, everyone knows that they won't destroy "Hamas" :

If their goal was only to send a message, then there's no point to be that extreme, the only reason left that i can see is that they want to keep the Gaza Strip, it's always a bet but they considered that they'll be allowed to(, in which case their security would indeed be increased by getting rid of all palestinians).
Their neighbours would have to be quite desperate to think that embracing Israel and the west is still their best option, but if they do it'd probably be for economic reasons, and/or perhaps fears of retaliations, i.d.k., we'll see how it'll evolve in the future, but i can't believe that they would kill all of these people and destroy everything without a real goal, sending a pointless message isn't one, nor is the unrealistic aim of destroying "Hamas", i find it hard to imagine them simply going back to their side as if they accomplished something by pointlessly mass murdering thousands of childrens&humans on the other side of the wall, awful that this senseless option of a useless massacre is the most desirable.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Their neighbours would have to be quite desperate to think that embracing Israel and the west is still their best option, but if they do it’d probably be for economic reasons, and/or perhaps fears of retaliation

Not quite. Israel managed to get the Arab states on their side, and the US is helping using aid (this is why Egypt is helping Israel in its blockade of Gaza, for instance). Arab leaders aren't victims of an oppressive international order; they're willing traitors.

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[–] Therealgoodjanet@lemmy.world 55 points 9 months ago

I’ll repeat a comment I made a while ago:

“Please move over there to that big X on the ground, and we will definitely not bomb it.

-Sincerely the IOF”

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 48 points 9 months ago (48 children)

And yet they’re going to be so pissed off when Schindler’s List is remade one day with someone who’s shielding Palestinians.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's ok because they didn't condemn HAMAS

[–] orrk@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

the IDF has probable intel that there may or may not be a member of Hamas in that crowd, thus they are human shields and the IDF is clean of all wrong doing

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 20 points 9 months ago

Can you stand in a line please, we're running short on bullets.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

"We do a little bit of trolling" - IDF probably

[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Israel clearly meant that 'south' means Egypt.

[–] Goferking0@ttrpg.network 4 points 9 months ago

Or anywhere that isn't Gaza or Isreal

[–] roastedDeflator@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago
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