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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 71 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Why is Jeff missing an arm?

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 54 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Jeff didn't follow the machine shop floor rules.

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

That's why Jeff has a desk job now

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

People and their loose sleeves

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Know the work rules

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because OP didn't want to pay for content-aware fill.

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

People were screaming when art generations was created. Adope yoinks it, change its name and make you pay for it and it became the norm ? Bruh...

Anyway , try stable diffusion with comfyUi , automatic1111.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

‘Twas joke

[–] MamboGator@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I had to check the original to make sure I haven't been missing something this whole time.

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago

We don't talk about that here.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He had been holding his stapler too tightly.

[–] Jeff@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...

[–] evulhotdog@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de 21 points 11 months ago

awww, you're sweet

[–] Jeff@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago
[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Lookin all right Jeff.

[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

I found the gator that took your arm Jeff.

[–] CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why the fuck is he missing an arm?

[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.de 9 points 11 months ago

Diabetes, the only thing sweeter than him is his blood...

[–] Haha@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

He had to point with the left arm huh…