Spaghetti_Hitchens

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Too rule-following in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 4 points 1 month ago

This man clearly has a neck. Fail

Android 15 can automatically adjust vibration strength on Pixels in c/android@lemdro.id
Russian Copium Banner for May 9 Victory Day - Su-30SM over the Pentagon. in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 9 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Congrats on the sex

Today I learned that Ford manufactured and sold Pinto's with a "hot pants" body kit, that had a whopping 103 horsepower engine. in c/nostalgia@lemmy.ca
[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 7 points 2 months ago

How many horse power was the explosion?

The idea that the Manor Lords dev should 'just hire 50 people' to update it faster is 'fundamentally not the way things work,' says publisher in c/games@sh.itjust.works
[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 89 points 2 months ago (5 children)

If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.

So true in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
So true in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Austin used to have Leslie. He was frequently seen riding around Town Lake on his bike, sporting naught but his hot pants or brightly colored thong. RIP

Dubai Grinds to Standstill as Cloud Seeding Worsens Flooding in c/climate@slrpnk.net
[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I love the German language. I'm sure they have a word for "why waste time creating new words when combining some old words will do."

We sadly depleted our strategic teal reserves by the year 2000 in c/nostalgia@lemmy.ca
[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 28 points 2 months ago

My high school opened in 1993. Our colors? Teal and Black, baby.

U.S. Sues Apple, Accusing It of Maintaining an iPhone Monopoly in c/technology@beehaw.org
[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 58 points 3 months ago (7 children)

God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple's approval.

And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too

What could have ruled in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 49 points 3 months ago

The charging port is underneath the car

What could have ruled in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 10 points 3 months ago

And they will lobby to ensure only their dealerships can fix your car

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