this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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[–] frozen@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 31 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I remember as a kid hearing that Marilyn Manson had his bottom two ribs removed specifically so he could do this.

I wonder how popular that rumor was.

[–] JCreazy@midwest.social 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It was a world wide rumor with many variations. There are other artists that get thrown into the rumor as well. It's reached urban legend status at this point.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Dude I was near an air force base. We were talking about it. So were the air force brats. It spread like miracle whip.

[–] andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Was that only a rumor?? Everyone accepted that as a fact.

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Very, I heard it also.

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

As a kid? So everyone else isn't still trying 💀

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Trying? Succeeding. Yoga does wonders for flexibility

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does it do that many wonders?

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

If you stick with it, yea

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

its the 21st century. you can get a tenga flip hole.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It feels like sucking a dick...from what I've heard, anyways.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah about as much as masturbating feels like holding a dick. The good feelings outweigh the sexual fragility usually.

[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I get what you're trying to say here but the amount of effort required to suck your own dick vs just jerking it makes me think it's not nearly as equal of a comparison.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Fair enough, especially considering it’s basically impossible for most normal people

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

This is basically me with any kind of elaborate masturbation rituals. Ya it feels cool and different but the end result is the same if I just crank down :D

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

Can confirm.

[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

They're not though...