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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Washington has Tillicum and Georgia has Cumming. This map was not well thought out

[–] ArtificialLink@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

I love Cumming, ^GA

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

North Dakota had better have absolutely nothing else even slightly risque, in order to have any hope of justifying its theft of GA's rightful entry.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Tulsa" is just "a slut" spelled backwards.

[–] AccmRazr@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but Oklahoma has a small town called Peggs

[–] Ithi@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

"Peggs" is just "Sggep" spelled backwards.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

We have plenty of funny town names here, but my favorites are Hooker, Slapout, Stringtown, and Hoot Owl.

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I refuse to believe there is a town in America called Rough&Ready

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I was literally there today 🤣

We also have a city in this state by the name of "City of Industry." Not simply "Industry" but "City of Industry." And "Carmel by the Sea" as opposed to just "Carmel" or "Carmel by the Dumpster Fire off 99."

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[–] Sentinian@lemmy.one 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only Ohio would have pee pee township lmao

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Pee pee is my favorite township

[–] ares35@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it takes less than two hours to get from bonesteel to gayville.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

That's what I like to hear

[–] MegaTony@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing it's because the map already has Cummings.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

But Butts isn't even a town; it's a county.

This map is wack. It should be Cumming!

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[–] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“Cozy corner” isn’t actually that bad of a town name

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

At night, it becomes wanker's corner

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the states containing Dry Wood and Lubers are bordering each other, yet the wood remains dry

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Bigbone, KY is home to a nice state park called Big Bone Lick.

[–] MethodicalSpark@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

They have Bison. Went there a few weeks ago. Pretty cool park!

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[–] MycoBro@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

There is a Gross Tête, Louisiana too

[–] soupyc@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Napo'opo'o isn't 'Na poo poo'

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That makes perfect sense

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[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They choose Kiester over Gaylord, Moorhead (morehead), or Climax‽

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Tbf Climax was already on the map. Moorhead is pretty good though

[–] Sewer_King@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Goochland, Virginia is underrepresented here.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The road from Blue Ball to Paradise runs through Intercourse.

[–] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

As it should.

[–] mercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

there are more lewd souding towns in Virginia than short pump

[–] signor@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mary’s Igloo is too much for me.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah it's a quality igloo

[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Tbf it's technically just part of a town and not an actual town but there is Mianus CT

[–] OKULTRA@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago

no horneytown NC?

Bald Knob Arkansas is way more lewd than Weiner

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I don't know man, I live in Iowa and we have balltown and cumming (not sure which is better)

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

What is Humptulips...

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Vermont has also Essex Junction, Proctor, Middlesex, Shaftsbury, and Hardwick.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Shaftsbury is pretty good

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I mean, Dry Wood is good for Kansas, but Seaman also makes a strong showing as does Great Bend and Cawker City.

[–] Adori@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Oh god essex really has gone through a new meaning

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Texas should have corpus christi written on it 🥵

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[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Oh, PA probably gets way weirder than Intercourse.

Also doesn't MI have Exit 69: Big Beaver Rd?

[–] BaronVonBort@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Glaze City, TX should be a contender as well.

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago
[–] timelighter@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Someone explain ballplay to me

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