Damn girl, you shoot with that ass?
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I wonder what the recoil would be like. I want to see this fired. For science of course.
I imagine you'd want more of a flared base (probably significantly more) and that heat dissipation would be an issue.
9mm? 1 round? Nah.
You say that, but in a regular gun the heat goes out into the atmosphere very quickly, and what feels a bit too hot to your hand can burn an internal membrane. In a buttplug the heat doesn't have anywhere else to go, and by the time you feel a burn in the sphincter the internal damage is done because the colon doesn't have receptors for that.
Once it started to get too hot the heat would still be travelling from the centre to the surface, and you'd need to pull out the hotter part past the sensitive sphincter, making it feel worse before it got better. That sounds like a special kind of horror to me.
I'd want a large metal flare for external heat dissipation and recoil absorption - because you really don't want the above situation added to the fact that it fired itself inside you - plus silicone insulation for the plug part, or extensive testing to confirm that the temperature stays very stable after firing.
Plus, training is important. If you wanted to practice to improve your aim you'd need a way to keep it cool. I think the insulation would help prevent training accidents, and in the field you really don't want to worry about damaging yourself if you somehow find yourself needing to reload for a quick follow up shot. I don't know what situation would necessitate that, but it would require supreme focus.
"added to the fact that it fired itself inside you "
Shudders with pleasure
I think silicone is a pretty good material for heat insulation, right? Ideally, you could just have the internal part of it be silicone, give the outer bit more of a flared base and make it aluminum to dissipate the heat.
Lol. No.
gives a whole new meaning to blasting ass
I missed a prime opportunity to post this one as "So I started blasting" didn't I?
Who want's to get banged???
How would one fire this?
Clenching I assume
That recoil tho
Hence why you gotta clench hard
It looks like either pushing in on the center section, or possibly rotating the center section, but there's no practical means for either...
It looks like there's the possibility of putting a small wire into the smaller hole on top of the barrel that forces the cam lobe looking deal inward to pull the sear out. I'm thinking that's probably the most likely. Basically ends up being a small button above the barrel and pushing the button will fire it (or given the shape, pushing the whole thing against something would be more likely).
It also looks like a quarter turn of the upper section in relation to the bottom could possibly disable/enable it. I think that's the purpose of that lobed section...
What's next gun nuts!?
really though ...gun ...nuts?
Weapon of ass destruction
That might get just a bit hot.
Ass Blaster
Loud but deadly