this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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[–] pixeltree@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

Horrifying but I kinda like em

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At least they aren't a bunch of eyes!

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Enkrod@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

Oh no... I had hoped very much that they would have been googly-eyes

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

Is this the middle capture point of the mountain map with the final cap in a cable car station?

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Kinda reminds me of Sackboy

[–] AgnosticMammal@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago

The fuck do you think ‘whimsical’ means??

[from Harrison, OH]

Oh I see. Carry on.

[–] GreenIcePear@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

These rocks having better teeth than I do :O

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Sure but you have to brush your rocks teeth twice a day and the flossing...

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

I’m picturing a Halloween setup lacking any apparent decorations; a plain yard, nondescript tree, holiday agnostic yard decorations, and a peculiar patternless spotlight shining from behind the rock garden that you have to turn away from to avoid being blinded. Trick or treaters trot their way up the steps and instinctively shield their eyes from the luminous assault to continue the holiday ritual and claim their saccharine bounty. Bags slightly fuller, they turn around to notice the tree shielding them from the light, revealing the rock garden to be a lustrous hellscape of crimson, bones, and grinning mouths. Unimpressed, they continue trick or treating.

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I hate that I recognize the bag of concrete construction methods.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yo that movie scared me shitless when I was 8

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now it's back, in whimsical porch rock form!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I wanted pogs...

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

[PAPER STRIP TEARING INTENSIFIES]

[–] bellly@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They remind me of steve harvey lol

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Ooooooh the next batch should have mustaches on them for even more personailty!

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Only smarter.

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Its amazing to me how they have so much personality.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

This sure fills me with whimsey!

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 6 points 11 months ago

Hairless Fizzgig

[–] 1050053@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

New Death Grips confirmed.

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

heHHEEEEEEHEEEEEEE!!!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

For all of them sure

edit: why do they have zippers

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Safety feature. In case of an emergency you can zip their lips.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Unfortunately, Ohio

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

They came from one of the prototype layers of hell