Elon looks like a knock off Tommy Wiseau
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"I did not praise Hitler! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not praise Hitler!"
Oh heil, Hitler.
... that comment is gonna look so fucking bad without context.
Oh hi Mark
"Anyway, how's your company"
Oh hi Musk
If memory serves, he was dressing up for Les Miserables?
Elon doesn't stand a chance once Ben turns off his cringe inhibitor.
The dumblander vs eddie gropeyhands, there can be only one. But if there's none that's even better.
But if there’s none that’s even better.
"The loser of a knife fight dies on the street. The winner dies in the ambulance."
"My name is Elon Mcmusk of the clan Mcmusk, and I am a moron!"
Lol 2012 makes the elon picture even funnier, thought he was a bit younger than that in it
He tweeted this picture in 2012.
"Wore Marquis de Sade outfit for a party last night. Was v popular with women who’d read 50 Shades :)"
I think it was for a Halloween party. Fuck him though. He deserves any teasing that comes his way.
He's aged 30 years since then
It's a tie. They're both losers.
And we're the losers for having to see these losers.
Wasn't it confirmed that that wasn't Ben Shapiro? The more closely you look, the less like him it looks.
Is this real? I can not... wow...
The left one is not ben. Sadly.
Yeah, too tall.
Not really. Look at the size of that sword. Looks like a child holding a grownups weapon. That's exactly how Benny would look. But I do agree, that's not him.
I believe the left picture is Egoraptor/Arin Hanson, but the right picture is real, it's Elon dressed for some Halloween party
If they fought to the death? Society would win.
Ok I'm back to the opinion that we need more bullying not less.
That looks like an Odachi sword. Which was normally back mounted and quite impractical. It was mostly used by samurai against cavalry, though Yari (spears) used by the common man were far more practical. The Odachi didn't last long and was rarely used in battle. Though there's a couple of notable exceptions in the later Sengoku period.
I've trained with one a few times. It's absolutely ridiculous to use.
Sounds like a fun sword lol
Plot twist; this is a regular katana, it just looks big due to being wielded by Ben Shapiro who is 4 foot tall
My money is on Shapiro. He has the sword of course, but I get the sense that he is a smart guy who just plays a stupid guy on TV, unlike Elon who is the other way around
I'd make that comment about Tucker Carlson, but I'm pretty sure Shapiro believes every word he says
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They should record a Kingdom Hearts reenactment in a snowy parking lot.
Zuck can hold the camera
Zuck wanks in the corner
Omfg. Now it all makes sense.
Elon's got that JP from Grandma's Boy vibe.
"I'm a robot, I like robots, I have a robot vagina."
I'm pretty sure the character specifically drew inspiration from Musk.
Neither .... first physical touch between each other and both would fall over into a fetal position accusing the other of unfairly starting the fight when they weren't ready.
I was not aware Ben Shapiro was an expendable extra in the Demon Hunters until now.
Depends. Does Musk have his metal legs yet?
How could you see him?
they were men of culture.
and now, men of cult.
I refuse to believe Ben Shapiro was ever that cool.
However lame you think "that cool" is.
I like how it's young Ben, but a circa for Elon as if he's really some immortal demon.
How would society lose if one of these fine chaps were to do the other one in?
Know won butt sociaty losses.*
Not America
Everyone watching.
Musk will win because he's drugged
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