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[โ€“] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 84 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Five Guys (hot adult humans who identify as men and are up for sexual deviancy with me) actually sounds real good rn

[โ€“] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I could identify as a man to get in on this but you had to go and throw the word "hot" in there ๐Ÿ˜•

[โ€“] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, just come over and I'll be the judge of that OwO

[โ€“] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Says the cutie uwu ๐Ÿ™ˆ

[โ€“] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 10 months ago

thank u but no u :3c

[โ€“] kumatomic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 10 months ago

I'm too tired for sex, but I have cookies.

[โ€“] Neil@lemmy.ml 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My buddy took me there. Worst 30 bucks I've ever spent in my life for one fucking meal.

[โ€“] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's way over hyped. Especially the fries. Because people think they're getting a crapload and not the amount they payed for in a tiny container.

I walked into a five guys once cuz I was out of town and ask for a California burger, figuring someone who worked at a burger place would probably know what toppings I wanted. The cashier looked at me like I was stupid. So after explaining what toppings to put on, I got the most disappointing $20ish meal. Dry, flavorless, and way to much salt. I honestly would have been happier if I had just gone to a Burger King or McDonald's or Arby's.

I presume at one point it was actually a really good place to go but like any restaurant that lives long enough the quality tanked will the price is went up.

[โ€“] Neil@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The good ol' slow boiling frog. That was my first time going there about 2 months ago, so no idea what it tasted like when it was actually good.

[โ€“] Signtist@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

It was one of the best burgers I'd ever had back in the 2000's. Went back recently and it wasn't bad, but was nowhere near what it used to be, for way more money.

[โ€“] Halosheep@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

One bad experience does not make an entire national chain bad.

As with all restaurants, some are ran well and some are not.

[โ€“] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly the burger I got slapped but holy fuck it's expensive. I was not expecting the fries AND drink to be seperate

[โ€“] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I agree. It's expensive, but the burgers are great. I especially like the customization. I have one in my town n only go once in a while. I don't think I've been in like a year, but when I do go, it's hot fire.

[โ€“] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

was that the bite founded in 1986?